For UK tradespeople and local businesses
Your Google ranking, rescued in 14 days. Or we work for free.
Rank Rescue is a flat-priced, 48-hour, plain English local SEO audit built for the people who would rather pay £97 to be told the truth than £1,000 a month to be told nothing. One flat fee. One branded PDF. 48 hours. No contracts, no retainers, no jargon.
Rescue my ranking for £97 Skip to Optimisation £297
48-hour turnaroundNo contracts14-day guaranteeUK only
If any of this sounds like you, your Google ranking is quietly costing you jobs.
You remember when your phone would ring for a boiler job, a rewire, a roof repair, and you didn’t have to think about where the work was coming from. It was Google. Then somewhere over the last year or two, it stopped. You looked at your Google Business Profile and fiddled with a couple of settings and nothing changed. Now you search your own trade in your own town and there are three or four names above you that you know are no bigger than you, and in some cases smaller.
- Your phone used to ring from Google. Now it doesn’t.
- You search your own trade and town and see three competitors above you.
- You set up your Google Business Profile years ago and haven’t touched it since.
- You’ve been burned by an SEO agency before and don’t want another contract.
- You’ve tried Fiverr gigs that did nothing, or worse, got your profile flagged.
- You don’t have time to learn SEO. You’re already quoting at 9pm.
The existing options are all bad.
You have four choices on the market right now and they all fail the UK tradesperson. Big agencies want £1,000 a month and a 12-month contract. Freelancers quote £500 for a one-off project and take four weeks to deliver. Fiverr gigs at £25 sound great until they build 300 spam citations to your profile and get you suspended. SEO tools hand you a dashboard with 140 metrics and leave you to figure it out. You don’t need a dashboard. You need someone to tell you what’s wrong.
A flat £97. A plain English PDF. 48 hours.
Rank Rescue exists because none of the existing options work for a UK tradesperson or small local business owner. We built the thing you actually need: a flat-priced, fast-turnaround, plain English local SEO rescue delivered as a branded PDF you can read in 15 minutes. For £97 we run the full Rescue Method on your business. Within 48 hours you get a branded PDF with your Rank Score, your top 10 fixes in priority order, and a clear 7-day action plan. You own the PDF forever. If you want us to do every fix for you, there’s a button in the PDF to upgrade for £297. If you don’t, you keep the audit and fix it yourself. Full breakdown on the pricing page.
The 5-step Rescue Method
Simple, fast, honest. The full process is explained on how it works.
1. Scan
Full diagnostic on your Google Business Profile, website, and top 5 local competitors.
2. Score
One Rank Score from 0 to 100 so you know exactly where you stand.
3. Show
A branded PDF in 48 hours with every problem and every fix in plain English.
4. Fix (optional)
Upgrade to Full Optimisation for £297 and we do every fix for you in 7 days.
5. Monitor (optional)
Join Rank and Monitor for £97 a month. Cancel any time.
Exactly what is in the PDF
- Your Rank Score from 0 to 100 with a clear explanation of what it means
- Google Business Profile completeness check (12 factors)
- Primary category accuracy check against your top 5 competitors
- Business name compliance check (are you at risk of suspension)
- NAP consistency check across top 20 UK directories
- Review velocity check and 8-week plan to rebuild it
- Photo volume and freshness check
- Google Posts activity check
- Q&A section check
- Attributes and services check
- On-page local SEO check on your main website
- Top 5 local competitor comparison
- Your top 10 fixes in priority order, in plain English
- A 7-day action plan
- An optional upgrade button to have us do every fix
Rescued in 14 days, or we work for free.
If your ranking hasn’t measurably improved on at least 3 of your target local keywords within 14 days of implementing the audit, we keep working on it for free until it does. Applies to clients who action the audit within 7 days of delivery. If you read the PDF and think it’s rubbish, we refund you in full.
Common objections, answered honestly
I’ve been burned by an SEO agency before.
£97 flat, no contract, refund if it’s rubbish. You buy a result, not a relationship. The 12-month retainer structure is exactly why agencies burn tradespeople. Rank Rescue is the opposite.
How do I know you’re any good?
The PDF lands in your inbox. Read it. If it’s rubbish, we refund you. We take that risk because the audit is built on a fixed 12-point method and the output is specific to your business, not generic marketing fluff.
£97 feels like a lot for a PDF.
One plumbing job pays for 30 of these. A plumber typically makes £200 to £600 on a single job. If the audit finds one reason you’re not getting those calls, it pays for itself in the first week. Full agency audits cost £500 to £2,000. This is £97 because it’s productized.
My business isn’t on Google anyway.
Then the audit is even more valuable. “Not showing” has a small list of causes: suspension, category issue, service area issue, duplicate listing, or new-account cold start. We find which one it is, tell you in plain English, and give you a fix.
Can you guarantee I’ll rank number one?
No. Nobody can. Any SEO that guarantees a specific ranking position is lying. What we guarantee is measurable improvement on at least 3 of your target local keywords within 14 days of you acting on the audit. If we miss it, we work for free until we hit it.
Full objection handling is on the contact page if you want to email us first.
Your phone is meant to ring. Let’s get it ringing again.
£97. 48 hours. One PDF. Rescued in 14 days or we work for free. See the full offer on the pricing page.